I use a plugin to my CMS software for this website to give "nice" URLs. Except this steaming pile of rinocerous turds won't do what I tell it to do. Which is, namely, DON'T MAKE URLS I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO MAKE!!!!! This stupid POS is scrambling my URLs like a Rubik's Cube.
I think I got shit straightened out, and it goes sideways again.
Just make it stop. Please.